Smartest. Gift. Ever.

Who wants one of these for the next gift-giving occasion?
From Failblog

Anyone?  Anyone?

Note:  Check out the comments on that link.  My favorites are:

hold on, let me put on my thinking cap…
maybe not the best cap to wear during the zombie apocalypse
Looks great when worn with the organs sweater. 
 Just sayin'.  I might be off to knit a brain and and an organs sweater now...